“Dear Customer: Notes from Your Favorite Delivery Rider”

📍 By iDeliver.ng | A Concerned Rider

Dear Customer,

First of all… thank you.

Thank you for choosing iDeliver. Thank you for letting me deliver your spicy jollof at 9:47 PM. Thank you for that “God bless you, bro” every time I hand over your item (especially in the rain). And of course, thank you for the ₦200 tip you said you’ll “complete later” — still waiting 👀.

I’m writing you this little note, not because I’m tired (okay, maybe a little), but because I wanted you to know what it’s like being your favorite delivery guy.

🚴🏾‍♂️ 6 AM: The Early Hustle

The city of Uyo is just waking up, but my phone’s already buzzing.

“Bros abeg, I forget my charger at my girlfriend’s. She’s in Shelter Afrique. Can you pick it up and drop it at UniUyo Annex?”

No wahala.

This is iDeliver — we move. From Oron Road to Ewet Housing, from one doorstep to another. Whether it’s plantain, a parcel, or a proposal ring you almost forgot… I’ve probably delivered it.

🛑 The Weird, The Wild & The Wonderful

Let me share a few quick moments:

• One customer asked me to knock like a goat so her mom wouldn’t know she ordered pizza again. 🐐

• Another offered me zobo and a chair because I looked “emotionally tired.” Ma, you were right.

• One time I delivered suya and the aroma almost made me betray the mission. I didn’t. I’m a professional.

😅 The Silent Struggles

Yes, I’ve gotten lost before. GPS said “turn left,” but I was in a gutter. Rain has soaked me. Sun has roasted me. Once, someone’s dog chased me back to my bike. But I keep going — because every package is a promise.

💌 So Dear Customer…

When I show up at your gate, know that behind the helmet is a human — someone who laughed at your delivery notes (“Please knock gently, I have a baby and a cat”), someone who dodged potholes just to bring you joy, and someone who takes pride in getting things there — fast and safe.

📲 And if you’re reading this and you’re not already using the iDeliver app…

Bruhhh. 😅
Download now 👉 https://linktr.ee/ideliver

From food to fashion, parcels to packages — we deliver it all, faster than you can say “where’s my rider?”

🙏 Yours loyally,

Your Favorite iDeliver Agent
(Yes, the one who smiled even after climbing 4 flights of stairs.)