It’s Thursday — close enough to Friday to smile, far enough to still need a charger. 🔌 Today’s clean, warm jokes are about the gadgets and deliveries that hold our Uyo days together. Share them with the colleague who always “borrows” your power bank.
The charger chronicles
1. “Who took my charger?” The whole office, at once: “Which charger?” Now there are three chargers on the table and none of them is mine.
2. In every Uyo office there is one Type-C cable that belongs to everybody and nobody. It has been to more desks than the HR manager.
3. My friend says he’s “on 15%” the way other people say “I’m on my way.” Both mean he will disappear soon.
The power bank economy
4. Lending your power bank in Uyo is a relationship. First they charge their phone. Then they charge their earpiece. Then they ask, “This thing still get light?”
5. My power bank and I have been through NEPA, lectures and three weddings together. It knows my secrets. It also knows I never charge it on time.
Delivery-day classics
6. Rider: “I’m at your gate.” Me, already standing at the gate: “Which gate?” We both turn slowly and see each other. 😂
7. I ordered earphones and lunch together. The rider asked which one to hand over first. I said the food — the earphones can hear me waiting.
8. My mum calls the OTP “the password for my soup.” Honestly, she’s not wrong.
9. Thursday maths: one plate of rice + one charger delivered = productivity restored by 1:15 p.m.
10. My phone said “storage full,” so I deleted one app. It was the calculator. Now I can’t calculate how many photos of jollof I have.
11. The rider’s map showed him two minutes away. My stomach heard “two minutes” and started rehearsing a thank-you speech.
12. Uyo directions for a gadget delivery: “Pass the church, turn where they sell roasted corn, it’s the gate with the dog that doesn’t bark but looks at you.” The rider found it. Legend. 🏅
The almost-Friday finale
13. Thursday is the only day of the week that says “tomorrow is Friday” and still expects you to finish Monday’s work. Respect.
When you’ve finished laughing (and found your charger), order your Thursday lunch on WhatsApp or the iDeliver app — a rider will bring it to your desk in Uyo. 💛
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