Happy Tuesday, Uyo! 😄 Tuesday is the quiet middle child of the week — not as dramatic as Monday, not as sweet as Friday, just doing its best. So let’s give it some love. Here are a few fresh, clean delivery jokes for the office group chat, the hostel and the family WhatsApp. Laugh small before the next meeting. 🧡
1. Nobody sings for Tuesday
Monday has complaints. Friday has a whole song: “TGIF!”
Tuesday has… a delivery rider at the gate saying, “Your lunch has arrived.”
Honestly? That’s the best song of all. 🎶
2. Monday in a better shirt
Colleague: “How are you finding Tuesday?”
Me: “It’s just Monday wearing a better shirt.”
Colleague: “At least it ironed the shirt.”
3. The lunch box that has its life together
I opened my takeaway pack: rice in one corner, chicken in another, salad in its own little room, sauce in a tiny cup.
Me, looking at my desk, my inbox and my bank app: “This box is more organised than my whole life.” 🍱
4. “Let me just taste”
My colleague: “Let me just taste your chicken.”
Five minutes later: no chicken.
Me: “That was a taste?”
Him: “I tasted it… completely.”
Lesson: always order one extra piece for the office “taster.” 🍗
5. The name on the order
Someone in the office saved their name on the order as “Big Boss.”
The rider walked in and called, “Big Boss!”
Six people stood up. The real boss stayed seated — he had ordered under “Small Pikin.” 😂
6. The new-month resolution check-in
1 November: “This month, I will cook every day.”
3 November, 11:45 a.m.: “Hello, iDeliver? Just this once.”
The resolution is still alive. It is just… resting.
7. The jollof–fried rice ceasefire
The office was divided: Team Jollof on one side, Team Fried Rice on the other.
Then someone ordered both.
Peace returned. Nobody remembers what the fight was about. 🍚🕊️
8. The quiet delivery
Order note: “Please knock gently, baby is sleeping.”
The rider tiptoed to the door, knocked like a feather and whispered, “Madam… your egusi has arrived.”
Five-star service. Baby didn’t even move. 👶
9. Autocorrect is hungry too
I typed “egusi and pounded yam” into the family chat.
Autocorrect sent: “Eggs, I see, and pounded ham.”
My mum replied: “Are you okay? Should I send food?” 📱
10. The diet that ends at the lid
Me at 10 a.m.: “I’m on a diet. Just water for me.”
Me at 12:40 p.m., when the office lunch box opens: “Is that dodo? Okay, small diet break.”
Tuesday deserves a little love
Tuesday may not get the songs, but it gets things done — and so do the riders moving across Uyo all day. Share these with the colleague who “just tastes,” tag the Team Jollof captain, and keep the week light. 😄
When the laughing is done and the stomach starts talking, open WhatsApp or the iDeliver app and let Tuesday lunch come to you anywhere in Uyo.
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