Tuesday Delivery Jokes from Uyo: Mango Tree Directions & More

November 10, 2026 / iDeliver

Tuesday Delivery Jokes: The Mango Tree Directions, the ‘Just One Small Spoon’ Colleague, and the Phone at 4%

Happy Tuesday, Uyo! 😄 Monday has been survived, Friday is still far, and Tuesday is the day everybody suddenly becomes very serious about directions, diets and “just one small spoon.” Here are clean, warm Tuesday delivery jokes to carry you from the morning meeting to lunch break.

1. The directions master

Customer: “Come straight, branch left by the mango tree.”
Rider: “Which mango tree? This street has eleven.”
Customer: “The one with mangoes.”
Rider: “Madam, it’s November.” 🥭🤷🏾

2. The Tuesday diet

Monday: “This week I’m eating only salad.”
Tuesday 11 a.m.: “Salad with rice is still salad, abi?”
Tuesday 12 p.m.: rice, chicken and a small side of salad for decoration. 🥗🍗

3. Just one small spoon

Colleague: “I’m not hungry, I just want to taste.”
Spoon 1: tasting.
Spoon 4: investigating.
Spoon 9: “Next time, order for me too.” 🥄

4. The rider and the gateman

Rider: “Delivery for Mr Edet.”
Gateman: “Which Mr Edet? We have three.”
Rider: “The one who ordered jollof.”
Gateman: “Ah, that one. He has been standing at the window since.” 🪟

5. The UNIUYO group project

Group leader: “Let’s meet at 12 to finish the presentation.”
12:00: two people present.
12:15: someone says “let’s order food first.”
12:16: whole group present. Attendance has never been better. 📚🍛

6. The phone at 4%

Phone: 4% battery.
You: “Let me just place the lunch order first.”
Phone: 2%.
You, typing at the speed of light: “Confirm, confirm, CONFIRM!”
Phone: dies. Lunch: still on the way. Victory. 🔋🏆

7. The “I’ll go out myself” plan

12:30: “I’ll just walk to the buka, it’s close.”
12:31: sees the sun.
12:32: back inside, opening WhatsApp. ☀️😅

8. Tuesday, explained

Intern: “Why does Tuesday feel longer than Monday?”
Senior colleague: “Because on Monday you still had weekend energy. Tuesday is the real week.”
Intern: “So what do we do?”
Senior colleague: “We order lunch early.” Wisdom. 🧠

9. The live map fan

Wife: “Are you watching football?”
Husband, glued to the phone: “No, I’m watching the rider.”
Wife: “Who’s winning?”
Husband: “He just passed the roundabout. We are winning.” 🛵⚽

Laugh small, then let lunch come to you

Tuesday in Uyo is long enough already — no need to add a sunny walk to it. When you’re done laughing, open WhatsApp or the iDeliver app and order your Tuesday lunch to your desk. 💛